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This conversation actually happened. Mom is a worrier.

Me:
So I get to start advanced salsa classes next month AND I found another teaching assistant job to apply to in NY. The teaching position requires a masters.
Mom:
That's good! Where is it?
Me:
..uh...
Mom:
...wheeeere is it?
Me:
You don't want to ask me that. Well, okay I don't want you to ask me that.
Mom:
.... [name]...where is it?
Me:
The Bronx?
Mom:
... That's fine, I'll just have a heart attack every day for the next however long you work there.
Me:
Well, I didn't even put the application in yet, but you can't just assume it's bad!
Mom:
Why don't you go to Times Square and strip naked?
Me:
...what?
Mom:
Salsa naked in Times Square.
Me:
I think the Naked Cowboy would have a problem with that. You'd rather I salsa naked, in Times Square, which by the way you know I can't stand, than work in the Bronx.
Mom:
I would rather you salsa naked in Times Square.
Me:
I love you too.

Filed under moms are fun education she did this when I worked in Little Rock too it's just a mom thing if I don't call for a few days she assumes I'm dead

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